Saturday, April 01, 2006

Isaac - You're Killin' Me!

Department: Isaac needs to get laid- by a woman and take her measurements!

Ok, Isaac Mizrahi is amazing. Love him, but seriously he needs to get better at women's measurements. First it was the shoes and I was willing to let it slide (pardon the pun) because I feel like shoes must be hard to design to fit all women, but I recently tried some of the HOT looking Isaac swim suits and HONEY PUHLEASE he needs to feel a woman's breast and take some measurements. Awful, awful. I wonder some times if there is a landfill of Isaac clothing out there filled to the brim of all of his great design ideas because no one could wear them? Sad.

Ok rant done. love you Isaac, running to the TV to see if your show is on.

Watch Isaac on the Style Network! Just try on his clothes/shoes before you buy.

        Friday, March 31, 2006

Shopping Target In 20 Minutes

Department: Real Purchases

Yesterday I had 20 mins, that was it, and a list of things to get. How did I do? You be the judge. This blog post should be called how to spend $145.83 in 20 minutes. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

1 20 oz bottle of coke- I get thirsty - reg not diet.
1 white hot faux leather slouchy hobo. Has brass accents on handle, looks better in person
1 pack of orbit sweet mint gum - for when feeling vomitosis after dropping $150 in 20 mins.
1 pair of Mossimo Gold Wedge Sandals - oh shit I forgot matching sunglasses
1 coin purse- it's sort of ivory.
1 terry cloth swim cover up tube top thingy- very marge simpson or jessica simpson, either will do
1 Isaac Halter top, swim bottom in paisley brown with cream. No bikini body here but I don't care, it was too cute and I go swimming places where people don't know my name
1 pair of black gaucho pants
1 tank top that I can't remember what it is called, umbrella top? I can't find it online either but it is new by Xhilaration and is sort of a pleated tank that bubbles around the waist.

ok so I think I did pretty well considering I had 20 minutes!

        Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Got Porcupine Balls?

Department: Cookin'

So we got an email today from lovely K.R. of Virginia who says that Target has a recipe section. Did we know this? I think not. I am so glad that I do now though! I thought I was going to have to microwave bacon forever to stay alive but now I can cook delish meals from

My favorite name of a recipe so far is Fried Rice Porcupine Meatballs. Geez. Those sound great!

Anyway check it:

Top 10 Recipes
Anna's Chocolate Chip Cookies
Jamie's Cranberry Spinach Salad
Spinach and Strawberry Salad
Garlic Green Beans
Pan-Fried Asparagus
Chocolate Eclair Dessert
Quick and Easy Alfredo Sauce
Good Old Fashioned Pancakes
A Good Easy Garlic Chicken
Broiled Tilapia Parmesan

        Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Ohhh Wow

Department: shoes shoes shoes

Today I got my InStyle Mag and inside along with it was a flyer thingy for Target. Inside that were these shoes. I am going to RUN to my Target to try these on. They better be nice.

I think I will look for some of these to go with....

I think Target's next evolution in taking over the world should be optic boutiques in their stores so that you could get glasses like this in perscription. That would rock for those of us who spend too much time on the computer blogging about our red cart romance and have gone blind.