Shopping Target In 20 Minutes

Department: Real Purchases

Yesterday I had 20 mins, that was it, and a list of things to get. How did I do? You be the judge. This blog post should be called how to spend $145.83 in 20 minutes. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

1 20 oz bottle of coke- I get thirsty - reg not diet.
1 white hot faux leather slouchy hobo. Has brass accents on handle, looks better in person
1 pack of orbit sweet mint gum - for when feeling vomitosis after dropping $150 in 20 mins.
1 pair of Mossimo Gold Wedge Sandals - oh shit I forgot matching sunglasses
1 coin purse- it's sort of ivory.
1 terry cloth swim cover up tube top thingy- very marge simpson or jessica simpson, either will do
1 Isaac Halter top, swim bottom in paisley brown with cream. No bikini body here but I don't care, it was too cute and I go swimming places where people don't know my name
1 pair of black gaucho pants
1 tank top that I can't remember what it is called, umbrella top? I can't find it online either but it is new by Xhilaration and is sort of a pleated tank that bubbles around the waist.


ok so I think I did pretty well considering I had 20 minutes!