Thursday, May 11, 2006

There is a Flamingo On Your Lawn

Department: Great Outdoors

I wish that I lived in a socially acceptable lawn ornament town. There are parts of the area where I live where you can get away with a small gnome or an actual lawn jockey due to the fact that there are horses nearby, but I just can't see putting these fancy flamingos on my lawn and not having them be stolen.

I would seriously get these if I could and one day when this blog makes me rich and I get my proper 15 minutes of fame I will put these on my lawn with a full time body guard.

        Tuesday, May 09, 2006

A Little Ditty Bout' Lovin' the Red Cart

Department: Odd Musings

A few of my loyal readers have emailed me with news of a Target employee motivational song.

I don't know if I can even listen to it. I will let you do it for me. I have been corporate brainwashed myself way too many times and it may make me have to go hug every employee at my local stores......and by saying this it's not because I am bitter and have lost the love thank you very much, it's because it depresses me.


On another note, I am LOVING my Tara Jarmon puffy sleeve white tee and headband. I am so PARIS fashionista it's not even funny.