thou shalt not covet

Department: Knocked Up

I found out last week that I am having another boy, and I couldn't be happier about that. Boys love their mamas for ever and ever, and to be honest, girls scare me. What with the hoochie-mama clothes and online predators and Girls Gone Wild videos and Mean Girls... I'll stick with my stereo-typical dirty, smelly boys, thankyouverymuch.

There was one part of me that was secretly hoping for a girl, though.... the part of me who likes to shop. There is so much more and cuter stuff for little girls out on the market these days. I have major shopping envy! I mean, at Target alone, the gear and clothes for girls is to die for. Check this stuff out: (Click on the images to find them on Target.com)

OK... so maybe, just maybe, somebody up there knows what they're doing by giving me another boy. I don't have nearly enough closets in my condo to hide all the Target bags it would take to hold this stuff!!