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Department: Gimmie Your Tots

Holy funniest $HIT.

So JW writes in that he "loves our blog"- yada yada who doesn't? :) And then also says that this is the funniest product he has seen in a while and JW gets around- so we hear.

When you open your beloved frosty beverage with this Napoleon Dynamite Bottle Opener it says such catch phrases as, and I quote:

"Tina," "Vote for Pedro," "skills," "chicken talons", "Eat the food Tina...eat the FOOD!", and "How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?!" and more.



Online only at $7.99 it's a must have. It's a party maker. No N.D. bottle opener- no party. Now where is the Kipland Dynamite one? "I am pretty much certain that she is my soulmate"