Sunday, July 31, 2005

Dear Diary...

Dear Diary,

I am madly and deeply in love. I can't help myself. I go to see him every day and push around his big, red, hot, rock hard cart. We stroll, we ooh and ahh and we always end up in trouble. Everyone looks at us like we are crazy but they too know how amazing our love affair is. They feel the same passion and know that I will be coming back for more......

It is simple diary, I am smitten and I can't get enough. I am in love with Target. Perhaps one day he will propose. I see a shiny new ring in my future. It's only $40,000.00.... I know that he can afford it and besides he owes me big time.

- Slave To Target


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